Stone instead of Ice

02. Sep, 2008 Comments Off

Nordic Rock is a novel way to chill down your drinks. Well, to me anyway, maybe they’ve been in widespread use for decades and I’ve just never twigged.

So, what is it? Pure rocks from the deepest Swedish…place where rocks come from, that you chill in your freezer and then throw into your drink instead of ice cubes. Dubiously refered to as environmentally friendly cause they’re reusable, as opposed to that pesky water that keeps filling up our landfills, they may be the thing for scotch drinkers, no dirty water polluting your perfect drink.

When I first read the site, I thought I saw it as “free base rock” and had a whole OMFG, crack is funny thing to write, but then I noticed they’re really “Pollution-free base rock” and the whole thing failed. But still, I felt I should share. Also, can you imagine the sheer volume of shithouse puns that this product will give birth too?

Buy them here

(I had roughly 2.7 gajillion browser tabs open today, so i have no idea as to the provenence of this link. Sorry to whoever’s keen sense of style I’ve bitten!)