Underground Lair for Sale – Coolest Thing Ever?

22. Oct, 2008 Comments Off

I’ve always wanted an underground lair – my delusions of grandeur led me to believe a Bond villain-esque lifestyle a la Hank Scorpio would one day be mine. Finally, my day has arrived. BT is attempting to sell the Kingsway Tunnels, a mile long series of tunnels underneath London. Formerly some sort of survive the Russians gig, the tunnels offer up 77,000 square feet of space and are accessed by a series of elevators hidden behind unmarked doors in High Holborn.

Fucking Sweet!! Tunnels with hidden elevator entry! Goddamn, it’s every boy’s ultimate fantasy – Pamela Anderson’s tits had nothing on this. Trust me.

Unfortunately I am somewhat lacking in funds and do not have the requested 5 million pounds currently lying around. I am hoping the good people at BT will take my word that I’m good for it, eventually, or that some generous benefactor out there amongst the adoring public that is the DEGOURGET readers will stump up the cash for me. Check some pics after the jump and let your dreams run wild with the possibilities.

Tunnels people, your own secret fucking tunnels!!!!

via BBC